
Trolls, flamers, griefers, jerks: They are known by many names, but they are always KNOWN. Let's peel back the mystery and take a look inside the world of the troll.
I had a good laugh over this. Reminds me of many people on the Vine.
I was going to say the SAME thing. Thanks for the laugh!! Happy Thanksgiving.
kiml,
Killer stuff! Major belly laugh happening here. BTW, www date a Belgy dot com: She'll be here in a couple of weeks. I'll let you know how it turns out. Hope she's not a fag!
That's great. I've bookmarked it for future reference. Thanks for sharing it.
It is amazing what you find stumbling.
I printed it for future reference. I could easily put names to the various categories. Some are really special, they would fit more than one category. Funny that people who fit some of these categories don't consider it trolling, but their "sincere" effort to make the Vine better/or the way it was.
Thanks for the laugh Kiml, great find.
Clipped to my column for future grins and to the Troll Watch group.
Happy turkey day all!
I'm in Canada. Just another day.
But Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
Happy turkey day all!
I'm in Canada. Just another day.
What, Canadians don't like turkey? (grin)
Roast goose stuffed with apples and prunes. YUM!
Now that does sound good!
(well I'd have to think about the prunes part, or is that a way of assuring room for desert? :-)
The apples and prunes sweeten the meat, keep it moist and absorbs the fat. I don't eat the stuffing.
kiml-
Yours is in October, no? In this case, thanks for the laughs and a very belated Happy Thanksgiving wish to you and yours! I live about 10 miles from the Western crossing from New York to Ontario.
And a special Thanksgiving to you, Kiuml
http://kimmy123.newsvine.com/_news/2009/11/26/3549472-trolls
Happy Happy Thanksgiving again Dear Kiml, Belgian eh? Well how absolutely fascinating! Kiss kiss
http://kimmy123.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/20/2844639-rushs-anal-fixation
Quite hilarious. yes, yes. Actually, I think I may know somebody who writes for mehfag.com. LOL!!
Hi Nan, nice to see you out and about.
I have gay friends, it is a joke, but go ahead and call me rascist, even though nothing is farther from the truth Jaybird #12.
hey!
I've read it. Now I'm trying to figure out what kind of troll I might be.. Of course, Hypochondria tends to run in my Family. ;)
There used to be such good trolls on Newsvine. The trolls I encounter now-a-days are just a pale shadow by comparison. This article sheds no new light on the subject. My advice is to read through this article one more time, Kiml, and consider if you still want to keep it posted. You may want to use your spell checker, too.
(My first attempt at trolling, how am I doing?)
I do use spell checker but the actual site had a word that my spell checker highlighted. I checked the spelling and found it accepted in most countries but the US. Being a Canadian I let it pass. Remember we spell using the English language with words like humour.
Reread it? I read it twice and laughed more than twice. I would like to keep it posted.
Second to last: If you are not making mistakes, you are not trying.
Lastly: Not bad for a troll!
Lastly: Not bad for a troll!
Thank you, kiml. I just threw that about the spell checker in as a final touch, I didn't actually check your spelling. I think I have been exposed to trolls without knowing it. It's good to know what to look for next time I feel someone is being obtuse.
I have read some of your comments on other posts. I figured you were funning with me, but I thought my reply would point out differences in our societies. Different but still the same.
Thank you for your input.
Happy Thanksgiving to you.
ROFL. Good one, Erik!
Thanks for the article. Before reading it, I had actually started to wonder if I was a troll. I bounce around and read the funny stuff mostly. I use Newsvine as a way to relax and have a laugh. Occasionally I'll comment on a serious article, but in no way do I expect to change the way people think. I thought since I wasn't doing anything useful or changing the world, that made me a troll. When I read about the spat going on with how only "important" news needed to be on the front page, it made me think hey, some people are serious about this, and maybe I need to find a "lighter" board.
Anyway, I was happy to find out I'm not a troll :-)
Remember the site pointed out that trolls do not think that they are trolls;)
You're right. I had forgotten about that! Oh, well, I guess I'll keep trolling along then!
"...first see clearly to remove the plank..."
Oh this HAS to be posted here....
I make more on a part time job than you probable make in a year so don't even try the other childish non-sense with me. I also trouble shoot Satellites and Fiber optic transmission while maintaining communications links across the entire U.S. and Oceanic cables. I teach CPR/First aid and have 3 black-belts while working on a 4th. I earned Marksmen while on active duty and my 5ft 6in frame has never been over 175 pounds with a 6% body fat count. I can also be a Government Carrier when called upon and in those times I have a signed letter which authorizes me to shoot anyone (that includes Law Enforcement) if they try to open the container.
And this had absolutely NOTHING to do with the thread discussion at the time!!!!
Was a HILARIOUS thread reading about his self-promotion of his "job". Nevermind that it had nothing whatsoever to do with the topic!!!
Then the icing on the cake...
Tell you what try going pass the guard-shed for the Mountain someday and see what happens when you get to the main gate. Just before you get to it you might wanna take that left turn and hit the gym back to the right so you can warm up for the the beat down you get a the gate.
I still send links to my friends to read that thread!!!!
I was gonna say there was no "racist" listed, but I see all encompassing hate dead center on the chart now...
http://parkerj14.newsvine.com/_news/2009/10/15/3385870-homosexuality-not-a-civil-right-onenewsnowcom
If you support this link, you are a troll.
I will never judge anyone by their life style.
I will judge everyone by their hatred of others.
Feel free to raise your hand, Kim. The headline of your own seed says a lot about YOU.
Quite hilarious. yes, yes. Actually, I think I may know somebody who writes for mehfag.com. LOL!!
The above joke is lifted from the text of YOUR SEED, genius. The person I know from my own personal life, is a writer, NOT GAY, and would have found it funny. FU. It's Cracked Magazine, for crying out loud.
I do not deny anything.
I post links that I find interesting. I also post links that support my views. I do not post anything that I view as antisocial.
That link proves my point. There are someone who is trying to deny everything.
If you had clicked on the link and actually read it without prejudging it based on the headline alone you would have seen my defense of Federal Hate Crime Legislation. Am a staunch supporter of gay rights. People I love more than anyone on earth are gay. I made a joke taken from the text of your seed from Cracked Magazine, and now you want to falsely paint me as some kind of rascist, bigoted hater. Good luck with that, you are one of those sad people who can never admit they are wrong. I will make it a point to avoid anything you seed in the future and your creepy friend Jpark, as well.
I am a supporter of gay rights. I see everyone as my equals.
If you would study my other comments, you would realize that I support all rights.
I do not differentiate between sex or anything else. I judge people as to who they are and not what they are.
Well you were certainly quick on the trigger to judge me, PAL [snark!]
Peeps like you make Liberals look bad. Take a bath, PU!
It sort of seems that you might be quick to judge Nan...?. PU to you too,....,oh hey,that rhymes.....there has to be a bummer in every crowd. Laugh more you'll be less anal retentive.....
The article was entertaining, funny and educational; trolls excisted before the Internet.......who knew. :)
Great article, trolls existed in european folklore, lived under bridges, and attacked people crossing the bridge.
I know all about them. I was born in Denmark.
They have 1, 3, 6 or 9 heads. All have to be chopped off at the same time. They live inside mountains - or are the mountain! They can scent the blood of Christians a mile away. They have a problem with lice, so they apply extraordinary rendition techniques in order to get princesses into their dungeons, where the poor princesses are made to de-lice the trolls until they are rescued.
I was born in New York. Men jeg ka' da s'gu ligevel vide noget om troll.
I'm impressed. Thank you.
How many heads do you have, kiml??
Just the two. Any other questions?
That's why you're way a head of the rest of us, Kiml.
I was wondering if you spell it "trold" in Danish?
I believe it is spelled trol and the o has a / through it. One of the three extra letters in Danish.
I looked it up, (not that I don't trust you..) it goes
Ental ubestemt en trold
Ental bestemt trolden
Flertal ubestemt trolde
Flertal bestemt troldene
definitely no ø. Interesting that Danish uses "en", while we Norwegians use "et" (neuter) How old were you when you left Denmark?
I was 8 in 1957.
Trolls have feelings too. You're just a big ole meany, that's what you are ='(
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